Folks, I think we all know what to expect these next four years. Now, I don't mean to say that things woulda been all that much better if the other guy (i.e., the one who got the majority vote) were moving into office, but COME ON!!
Anyway, enough of my grandstanding (Oliver Stone needs the soapbox back), and onto the matter at hand. In awareness of the era of darkness that is about to sweep this great land, we here at the DSFC thought we'd take your mind off of things with a glance at some of the best fictitious presidents ever to rule over this land. So, enjoy, and we'll see you in four years when we come out of the DSFC hazard shelter!*
PRESIDENT JAMES MARSHALL
Harrison Ford in AIR FORCE ONE Party: (Liberal) Republican
Platform: Non-negotiation with terrorists: "It's your turn to be afraid"
VP: Glenn Close
Chief of Staff: Paul Guilfoyle
First Family: Wendy Crewson, Liesel Matthews
Likes: Being President; Pro Football; Kicking Ass
Dislikes: Gary Oldman
Skeletons in Closet: FRANTIC, SABRINA, RANDOM HEARTS
Soundbyte: "Get off my plane!"
Probability of Being Better President than Bush: 11,275%
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