Every day something interesting happens at Lynch's. Be a part of it. But be sure to bring some protective gear if you get too adventurous. Ha. Ha. Ha.

DO YOU PLAY DARTS?

Get ready for darts time! Sharpen those points, check that perscription, and build up your tolerance. Lynch's is sponsoring a weekly darts tournament, and you are invited. Prizes awarded to those with the best score, including a beer and/or a shot. That's a shot of Whiskey, Carl!

And the winner is...

It was a close call determining how many of old Herb's teeth are real. Jasper Van Brommowicz guessed correctly with four, but only after the brawl Herb started the night before our contest ended. Congradulations Jasper (and Herb!)

Next Week's Contest!

Guess how many people Herb killed in war. We WILL be technical. No "left for deads", no street fight deaths, and NO 'NAM! It was a conflict! Herb will calculate his "CK's" this week.

GOSSIP

Despite popular rumors, there is not a pit to hell in the backyard of Jack Mossbraw. It is merely a brimstone pit, for family barbeques. The howls and sulphur smell are a result of the unique cavern structure, used by townsfolk to seal off the Grimclaw Massacre of 1782.

Sports

Surprise, surprise, hockey season is among us again. It seems like only two months of the year are spent without hockey, and Rick informs me this is true.