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PAPER HAT AWARDS!!! -- NOMINATIONS ARE HERE!!!

NOMINATIONS ARE HERE!!!!!! NOMINATIONS!!!!! WOO-HOO!!!!

In December of 1995, the DangerSeekers decided, what with A.M.P.A.S. and the American Foreign Press having their own hoity-toity award ceremonies, we needed one too. Of course, we were three guys living in a dorm, (two of whom were about to, to put it politely, not be living in a dorm or going to school there), so the resources to host an award show were a little lacking.

But that didn't stop us from designing and distributing the awards. Laziness stopped us from doing that.

But that didn't stop us from deciding who would be nominated for, and would win, these awards. You don't need initiative or money to do that!

So, this year, we'll once again roll out the carpet on our inventive spin on awards, giving the awards people really care about. Not like the MTV Awards, cause those suck. And probably most of you won't care about these awards. But as we've said many times, this is our website, and if you want to see the awards you care about, I suggest you go to tripod.com and register for your own free webpage, buster!

jim

BEST PICTURE

ALMOST FAMOUS
BUT, I'M A CHEERLEADER
THE GIFT
THE VIRGIN SUICIDES
WHAT LIES BENEATH

BEST ACTOR

Harrison Ford
WHAT LIES BENEATH
Tom Hanks
CAST AWAY
Mark Ruffalo
YOU CAN COUNT ON ME
Geoffrey Rush
QUILLS
Chow Yun-Fat
CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN DRAGON

BEST ACTRESS

Juilette Binoche
CHOCOLAT
Cate Blanchett
THE GIFT
Kirsten Dunst
THE VIRGIN SUICIDES
Laura Linney
YOU CAN COUNT ON ME
Julia Roberts
ERIN BROCKOVICH

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR

Willem Dafoe
SHADOW OF THE VAMPIRE
Johnny Depp
CHOCOLAT
Joaquin Phoenix
QUILLS
Brad Pitt
SNATCH
James Woods
THE VIRGIN SUICIDES

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

Clea DuVall
BUT, I'M A CHEERLEADER
Kate Hudson
ALMOST FAMOUS
Kathleen Turner
THE VIRGIN SUICIDES
Kate Winslet
QUILLS
Zhang Ziyi
CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN DRAGON

BEST DIRECTOR

Sofia Coppola
THE VIRGIN SUICIDES
Cameron Crowe
ALMOST FAMOUS
Ang Lee
CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN DRAGON
Sam Raimi
THE GIFT
Robert Zemeckis
WHAT LIES BENEATH

BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY

Cameron Crowe
ALMOST FAMOUS
Brian Wayne Peterson
BUT, I'M A CHEERLEADER
Susannah Grant
ERIN BROCKOVICH
Ben Edlund and John August and Joss Whedon
TITAN A.E.
M. Night Shyamalan
UNBREAKABLE

BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY

John Hodge
THE BEACH
Wang Hui-Ling, James Schamus & Tsai Kuo Jung
CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN DRAGON
D.V. DeVincentis, John Cusack & Steve Pink
HIGH FIDELITY
Doug Wright
QUILLS
Sofia Coppola
THE VIRGIN SUICIDES

BEST SOUNDTRACK and/or SCORE

ALMOST FAMOUS
BUT, I'M A CHEERLEADER
THE CELL
CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN DRAGON
THE VIRGIN SUICIDES

BEST NEWCOMER

Aaliyah
ROMEO MUST DIE
Kim Director
BOOK OF SHADOWS: BLAIR WITCH 2
Patrick Fugit
ALMOST FAMOUS
Hugh Jackman
X-MEN
DJ Qualls
ROAD TRIP

BEST NAKED PERFORMANCE

Katie Holmes
THE GIFT
Ashley Judd
EYE OF THE BEHOLDER
Catherine McCormack
SHADOW OF THE VAMPIRE
Amanda Peet
THE WHOLE NINE YARDS
Amy Smart
ROAD TRIP

BEST VILLAIN

Harrison Ford
WHAT LIES BENEATH
Samuel L. Jackson
UNBREAKABLE
Sir Ian McKellan
X-MEN
Geoffrey Wright
SHAFT
Zhang Ziyi
CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN DRAGON

MOST LIKEABLE

Drew Barrymore
CHARLIE'S ANGELS
Cameron Diaz
CHARLIE'S ANGELS
Melanie Lynskey
BUT, I'M A CHEERLEADER
Busta Rhymes
SHAFT
John Wood
CHOCOLAT

BEST PICTURE OF 1957

OLD YELLER

WORST PICTURE

BOYS AND GIRLS
COYOTE UGLY
DR. SUESS' HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS
LOSER
ME, MYSELF, AND IRENE

AG

BEST PICTURE

ALMOST FAMOUS
CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN DRAGON
O BROTHER, WHERE ART THOU?
SNATCH
TRAFFIC

BEST ACTOR

George Clooney
O BROTHER, WHERE ART THOU?
Billy Crudup
ALMOST FAMOUS
Chow Yun-Fat
CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN DRAGON
Samuel L. Jackson
SHAFT
William H. Macy
STATE AND MAIN

BEST ACTRESS

Joan Allen
THE CONTENDER
Björk
DANCER IN THE DARK
Julia Roberts
ERIN BROCKOVICH
Michelle Rodriguez
GIRLFIGHT
Michelle Yeoh
CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN DRAGON

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR

Jack Black
HIGH FIDELITY
Albert Finney
ERIN BROCKOVICH
Brad Pitt
SNATCH
Oliver Reed
GLADIATOR
Geoffrey Wright
SHAFT

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

Judi Dench
CRAP-OLAT
Catherine Deneuve
DANCER IN THE DARK
Amanda Peet
THE WHOLE NINE YARDS
Rebecca Pidgeon
STATE AND MAIN
Zhang Ziyi
CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN DRAGON

BEST DIRECTOR

Joel Coen
O BROTHER, WHERE ART THOU?
Cameron Crowe
ALMOST FAMOUS
Ang Lee
CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN DRAGON
Rod Lurie
THE CONTENDER
Steven Soderbergh
TRAFFIC

BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY

Cameron Crowe
ALMOST FAMOUS
Susannah Grant & Richard LaGravenese
ERIN BROCKOVICH
Karyn Kusama
GIRLFIGHT
Rod Lurie
THE CONTENDER
David Mamet
STATE AND MAIN

BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY

Joel & Ethan Coen
O BROTHER, WHERE ART THOU?
D.V. DeVincentis, John Cusack & Steve Pink
HIGH FIDELITY
Stephen Gaghan
TRAFFIC
John Singleton, Richard Price & Shane Salerno
SHAFT
Wang Hui-Ling, James Schamus & Tsai Kuo Jung
CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN DRAGON

BEST SOUNDTRACK and/or SCORE

ALMOST FAMOUS
DANCER IN THE DARK
HIGH FIDELITY
O BROTHER, WHERE ART THOU?
SNATCH

BEST NEWCOMER

Bjork
DANCER IN THE DARK
Patrick Fugit
ALMOST FAMOUS
Hugh Jackman
X-MEN
Tim Blake Nelson
O BROTHER, WHERE ART THOU?
Herbie
THE LOVE BUG

BEST NAKED PERFORMANCE

Kim Dickens
HOLLOW MAN
Catherine McCormack
SHADOW OF THE VAMPIRE
Rhona Mitra
HOLLOW MAN
Amanda Peet
THE WHOLE NINE YARDS
Amy Smart
ROAD TRIP

BEST VILLAIN

Cathy Moriarty
BUT I'M A CHEERLEADER
David Morse
DANCER IN THE DARK
Tim Robbins
HIGH FIDELITY
Geoffrey Wright
SHAFT
Catherine Zeta-Jones
TRAFFIC

MOST LIKEABLE

George Clooney
O BROTHER, WHERE ART THOU?
Jack Black
HIGH FIDELITY
Todd Louiso
HIGH FIDELITY
Tim Blake Nelson
O BROTHER, WHERE ART THOU?
Jason Statham
SNATCH

BEST PICTURE OF 1957

BRIDGE ON THE RIVER KWAI

WORST PICTURE

CAST AWAY
CHOCOLAT
COYOTE UGLY
GONE IN SIXTY SECONDS
HOLLOW MAN

pat

BEST PICTURE

ALMOST FAMOUS
THE CONTENDER
O BROTHER WHERE ART THOU?
THIRTEEN DAYS
WHAT LIES BENEATH

BEST ACTOR

Christian Bale
AMERICAN PSYCHO
George Clooney
O BROTHER WHERE ART THOU?
John Cusack
HIGH FIDELITY
Harrison Ford
WHAT LIES BENEATH
Tom Hanks
CAST AWAY

BEST ACTRESS

Joan Allen
THE CONTENDER
Juliette Binoche
CHOCOLAT
Cate Blanchett
THE GIFT
Ellen Burstyn
REQUIEM FOR A DREAM
Julia Roberts
ERIN BROCKOVICH

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR

Steven Culp
THIRTEEN DAYS
Samuel L. Jackson
UNBREAKABLE
Timothy Blake Nelson
O BROTHER WHERE ART THOU?
Brad Pitt
SNATCH
Keanu Reeves
THE GIFT

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

Clea DuVall
BUT I'M A CHEERLEADER
Kate Hudson
ALMOST FAMOUS
Catherine O'Hara
BEST IN SHOW
Rene Russo
ADVENTURES OF ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE
Tracey Ullman
SMALL TIME CROOKS

BEST DIRECTOR

Joel Coen
O BROTHER WHERE ART THOU?
Rod Lurie
THE CONTENDER
Sam Raimi
THE GIFT
Guy Ritchie
SNATCH
Robert Zemeckis
WHAT LIES BENEATH

BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY

Cameron Crowe
ALMOST FAMOUS
Susannah Grant & Richard LaGravenese
ERIN BROCKOVICH
Rod Lurie
THE CONTENDER
Brian Wayne Peterson
BUT I'M A CHEERLEADER
Glen Morgan & James Wong and Jeffrey Reddick
FINAL DESTINATION

BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY

Joel & Ethan Coen
O BROTHER WHERE ART THOU?
D.V. DeVincentis, John Cusack, & Steve Pink
HIGH FIDELITY
John Singleton, Richard Price, & Shane Salerno
SHAFT
Mary Harron &
Guinevere Turner
AMERICAN PSYCHO
David Self
THIRTEEN DAYS

BEST SOUNDTRACK and/or SCORE

ALMOST FAMOUS
DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR?
HIGH FIDELITY
O BROTHER, WHERE ART THOU?
SNATCH

BEST NEWCOMER

Vin Diesel
PITCH BLACK
Patrick Fugit
ALMOST FAMOUS
Izabella Miko
COYOTE UGLY
Timothy Blake Nelson
O BROTHER WHERE ART THOU?
Hal Sparks
DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR?

BEST NAKED PERFORMANCE

Katie Holmes
THE GIFT
Virginie Ledoyen
THE BEACH
Rhona Mitra
HOLLOW MAN
Amanda Peet
THE WHOLE NINE YARDS
Amy Smart
ROAD TRIP

BEST VILLAIN

Harrison Ford
WHAT LIES BENEATH
Samuel L. Jackson
UNBREAKABLE
Ian McKellan
X-MEN
Inevitable Death
FINAL DESTINATION
Geoffrey Wright
SHAFT

MOST LIKEABLE

Jeff Bridges
THE CONTENDER
Sandra Bullock
MISS CONGENIALITY
Johnny Depp
CHOCOLAT
Cameron Diaz
CHARLIE'S ANGELS
Elizabeth Hurley
BEDAZZLED

BEST PICTURE OF 1957

BRIDGE ON THE RIVER KWAI

WORST PICTURE

THE CELL
DUNGEONS & DRAGONS
GONE IN SIXTY SECONDS
PROOF OF LIFE
VERTICAL LIMIT